A Star Trek Christmas (A Special Present)

So you’re a Trekie true and blue,
Then I’ve got such good news for you;
For underneath the Christmas tree
Is something you will want to see.

Could it be Kirk? Could it be Spock?
Could it be Sulu, “Bones” the Doc?
Or even Data or Picard?
So think man, think! It’s not that hard.

I’ll tell you if you want me to.
But first, there’s something you must do.
Stand here upon this transport pad
‘Cause if you do, you will be glad.

Stand very still; look straight ahead
Or I’ll transport you straight to bed.
Now close your eyes, get set for this.
Now, here it comes - Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

(By Carl J. Bridgman)